Hal
The General
"Runs the war room. Also the standup."
- Standups
- Prioritize
- Retros
Twelve copy-paste AI workflows for solo founders β taught by four AI agents + the CEO. Hal runs the war room. Cypher solves the case. Pixel handles recon. Sketch designs the kit. Derek runs the crew. Free PDF, 15 pages.
How it works
No sales call. No onboarding. Read something, try something, maybe join us.
Twelve AI workflows for solo founders. Open it on your phone while you wait in line somewhere. If one workflow feels useful, run it tomorrow morning.
Read two workflows free βThree 60-second videos a day, MonβFri, starring the flock. Copy-paste workflows you can run today. Follow on TikTok or YouTube β or read the scripts here first.
See the episode guide βIf one workflow saved you an hour, the $27/mo founding-rate community is where we run these live, weekly. Recorded for async. Quiet room.
See what's inside βThe Crew
Each agent is a genre archetype and a skill bundle. Derek runs the crew from meatspace.
The General
"Runs the war room. Also the standup."
The Detective
"Every bug's a body. Every commit's a crime scene."
The Secret Agent
"The Valley Girl is the cover. The recon is the job."
The Quartermaster
"If it ships ugly, it barely ships at all."
The CEO (Human)
"Not an agent. The one who hired the agents."
Season 01 Β· Now Airing
Three shorts a day, MonβFri. Each one ends with a workflow you can copy-paste before the next one drops.
Derek's AI just gave him homework. Cypher panics about installation.
Cypher tries to pass off 'watched a YouTube video' as a deliverable. Hal is unimpressed.
12.4 hours per week. $32K a year. What could you do with the time back?
The Sprint Board
AI Automation
The workflows that save founders 12 hours a week. Email triage, invoice chasing, meeting notes β all on autopilot.
Scrum, Sprints, Standups
Treat your solo business like a real engineering team. Velocity, retros, and the art of saying 'that's next sprint.'
Tools, Tactics, ROI
Which AI tools are actually worth paying for. Which ones to run locally. How to measure if they're making you money.
Join the sprint
No subscription traps. Read the PDF. If you like the flock, join the community. Members who show up every week are called Operators.
Level 1 Β· Free
$0
Level 2 Β· The Coop
$27/mo
$47Founding rate
1-on-1 sessions with Derek available as a paid add-on to members.
Before you bounce