Auto-Reply Rage
The out-of-office replied to 1,847 people in 20 minutes. Including the CEO. Four times.
Thursday
The script
※Open on: Pixel's drone projecting an alert timeline
Pixel
"Your out-of-office auto-reply went ROGUE."
Cypher
"How rogue?"
Pixel
"Replied to one thousand eight hundred and forty-seven people."
Cypher
"In— in a week?"
Pixel
"Twenty minutes."
Cypher
"Please tell me NOT the CEO."
Pixel
"Four times."
Pixel
"Plug in. Kill the loop."
Cypher
"Plugging in."
※=== POV: Cypher in cyberspace ===
Cypher
"Disabling auto-reply. Drafting an apology."
Cypher
"ONE apology. Not one thousand eight hundred."
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