21 shorts. 7 days. One rooster running the board.
Three videos a day, Monday through Sunday — one OpenClaw training, one Scrum comedy, one AI business tip. Every script lives here, fully open. When they drop on TikTok and YouTube, each card links to the real video.
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Monday — Launch Day
Day 1
3 shorts · 1 OpenClaw · 1 Scrum · 1 Business AI
OpenClaw
The First Assignment
Pixel flags something in the inbox. Cypher jacks in. The 'urgent' email is from last October.
Agile for Founders
The First Standup
Pixel runs standup. Cypher tries to pass off 'watched a YouTube video' as a deliverable.
Business AI Adoption
One Number
12.4 hours per week. $32K a year. What could you do with the time back?
Tuesday
Day 2
3 shorts · 1 OpenClaw · 1 Scrum · 1 Business AI
OpenClaw
The Password Graveyard
Pixel runs a security audit. Cypher discovers his passwords are embarrassing.
Agile for Founders
Meeting Heatmap
23 meetings last week. 4 had agendas. The other 19 were 'quick syncs.'
Business AI Adoption
Losing Money
Revenue up 9%. Costs up 14%. You're bleeding faster than you're earning.
Wednesday
Day 3
3 shorts · 1 OpenClaw · 1 Scrum · 1 Business AI
OpenClaw
Inbox Zero Myth
Pixel counts 1,247 unread. The oldest one's from 2019.
Agile for Founders
Subscribe Creep
14 tools. Cypher opened 2 last month. The other 12 are vibes.
Business AI Adoption
Lunch Meeting
23 investor calls. 2 closed. 36 hours of 'lunch meetings.'
Thursday
Day 4
3 shorts · 1 OpenClaw · 1 Scrum · 1 Business AI
OpenClaw
Auto-Reply Rage
The out-of-office replied to 1,847 people in 20 minutes. Including the CEO. Four times.
Agile for Founders
Calendar Wars
Four meetings, same slot, same Tuesday. Cypher agreed to all of them.
Business AI Adoption
Invoice Blackhole
$47K in unpaid invoices. The oldest is 18 months old. Someone needs to make calls.
Friday
Day 5
3 shorts · 1 OpenClaw · 1 Scrum · 1 Business AI
OpenClaw
Tab Hoarder
247 browser tabs. The oldest is an article about how to close tabs.
Agile for Founders
Retro Rant
What went well this week? Nothing. What went poorly? Also nothing — he did nothing.
Business AI Adoption
Free Trial Graveyard
23 expired free trials. Charged on all 23. One of them you don't recognize.
Saturday
Day 6
3 shorts · 1 OpenClaw · 1 Scrum · 1 Business AI
OpenClaw
Weekend Warrior
Pixel set up weekend auto-pilot. Cypher didn't know. Cypher worked Saturday. Again.
Agile for Founders
Standup of One
Solo founder standup. Yesterday: shipped. Today: ship more. Blockers: you.
Business AI Adoption
Hockey Stick
MoM growth chart looks like a hockey stick. Pixel zooms out. It's the handle.
Sunday — Pixel Leads
Day 7
3 shorts · 1 OpenClaw · 1 Scrum · 1 Business AI
Business AI Adoption
Reel Revival
Thirty old Reels. Seven still rank. Twenty-three are dead. Repurpose or kill? Both.
Agile for Founders
Hashtag Graveyard
Top 5 hashtags are from 2022. One current, accidentally: 'hustle.' Please don't ask.
OpenClaw
DM Triage
400 unread DMs. 11 urgent. The other 389? Same three questions, asked 389 times.
Monday — Pixel Focus
Day 8
3 shorts · 1 OpenClaw · 1 Scrum · 1 Business AI
Business AI Adoption
Ad Spend Mystery
Ad spend tripled. Revenue flat. Pixel finds the culprit — one errant checkbox.
Agile for Founders
Ghost Followers
40K followers. 300 are real. The other 39,700? Ghosts, bots, and three people named 'Steve.'
OpenClaw
The Comment Section
One viral post. 2,400 comments. 80% are praise, 15% are scams, 5% are someone's ex.
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