DM Triage
400 unread DMs. 11 urgent. The other 389? Same three questions, asked 389 times.
Sunday — Pixel Leads
The script
※Cypher runs standup. Pixel triages inbox.
Cypher
"[brisk] Standup. Inbox status."
Pixel
"[flat] Four hundred unread DMs."
Cypher
"[curious] Urgent?"
Pixel
"[matter-of-fact] Eleven."
Cypher
"[skeptical] The other three hundred eighty-nine?"
Pixel
"[weary] Same three questions. Asked three hundred eighty-nine times."
Cypher
"[commanding] Roll it."
Pixel
"[determined] Rolling."
※=== POV: Pixel in social cyberspace ===
Pixel
"[working] Drafting canned replies for the top three FAQs."
Pixel
"[pleased] Three hundred eighty-nine templated. Eleven flagged to you."
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