Ghost Followers
40K followers. 300 are real. The other 39,700? Ghosts, bots, and three people named 'Steve.'
Monday — Pixel Focus
The script
※Cypher runs standup. Pixel delivers devastating numbers.
Cypher
"[brisk] Standup. Follower audit."
Pixel
"[chipper] Forty thousand."
Cypher
"[excited] Nice!"
Pixel
"[flat] Real ones? Three hundred."
Cypher
"[stunned] three hundred?!"
Pixel
"[bemused] Give or take. The rest are ghosts, bots, and three guys named Steve."
Cypher
"[confused] All Steve?"
Pixel
"[flat] All Steve."
Cypher
"[commanding] Roll it."
Pixel
"[determined] Rolling."
※=== POV: Pixel in social cyberspace ===
Pixel
"[working] Scrubbing the bots. All thirty-nine thousand of them."
Pixel
"[amused] Three hundred real humans. And the Steves. Keeping the Steves."
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