The Comment Section
One viral post. 2,400 comments. 80% are praise, 15% are scams, 5% are someone's ex.
Monday — Pixel Focus
The script
※Cypher runs standup. Pixel reports on a viral post.
Cypher
"[cautious] Standup. The post went viral?"
Pixel
"[excited] Very viral. Two thousand four hundred comments."
Cypher
"[analytical] Break them down."
Pixel
"[listing] Eighty percent praise. Fifteen percent scam links."
Cypher
"[curious] And the other five?"
Pixel
"[hesitant] Someone's— someone's ex. I think."
Cypher
"[puzzled] How do you—"
Pixel
"[deadpan] He signed every comment."
Cypher
"[commanding] Roll it."
Pixel
"[determined] Rolling."
※=== POV: Pixel in social cyberspace ===
Pixel
"[grinding] Moderating moderating blocking moderating."
Pixel
"[satisfied] Two thousand minus three hundred scams minus one ex. Done."
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