Tab Hoarder
247 browser tabs. The oldest is an article about how to close tabs.
Friday
The script
※Open on: Pixel scanning Cypher's browser
Pixel
"[stunned] Two hundred. And forty-seven. Open tabs."
Cypher
"[defensive] I need ALL of them."
Pixel
"[teasing] The oldest one's from months ago."
Cypher
"[curious] What is it?"
Pixel
"[smirking] An article. About how to close tabs."
Cypher
"[groans] the irony."
Pixel
"[firm] Plug in. Bookmark and close."
Cypher
"[sighs] Plugging in."
※=== POV: Cypher in cyberspace ===
Cypher
"[focused] Bookmarking two hundred. Closing the rest."
Cypher
"[pleased] Your laptop fan says thank you!"
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