Retro Rant
What went well this week? Nothing. What went poorly? Also nothing — he did nothing.
Friday
The script
※Open on: Pixel running Friday retro
Pixel
"[bright] Retro! What went well?"
Cypher
"[flat] Nothing."
Pixel
"[surprised] What went poorly?"
Cypher
"[deadpan] also nothing."
Pixel
"[incredulous] How?"
Cypher
"[serene] I did nothing. Net zero. Peaceful."
Pixel
"[firm] Plug in. Fix the ticket you've been ignoring."
Cypher
"[groans] Plugging in. Reluctantly."
※=== POV: Cypher in cyberspace ===
Cypher
"[annoyed] Opening ticket four-two-one. Ugh."
Cypher
"[grudging] Fixed. Reluctantly. Closing it."
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